Friend Confirms that This Blog is NOT Atypical in All the Wrong Ways

So it deserves an update. And deserves to remain as is for... uh... I don't even know what purpose.
I always get so bent out of shape when I leave my characteristically artsy fartsy complaints and occasional melancholia up for people to gawk at.
To delete it though, would be to deny it. And I shall not deny it. Though I want to.
So badly. *sob*
On top of that I found an old blog that makes me sound like a chattering manic monkey that threw up wordy, spacey, seemingly speed + mushroom induced run-ons all over the web. MORTIFYING.
So here it is: http://captainclongingsshenanigans.blogspot.com/
Apparently I enjoy making a spectacle of myself.
That, and the best remedy for insecurities is to initiate third person mode and point and laugh at oneself.
I just like laughing anyway. It's always a rapturous, cathartic occasion, especially when parodies, carnival rides, and soldering are involved.
This blog and its refined logical tone peppered with my disgruntled mumbles (and the Ben Stein pacing and monotone I imagine you imagine), as a contrast to the one I linked, is the result of me and beer's long time relationship as well as a good dose of Life and my attendance at the good ol' School of Hard Knocks, if that's any help with the analysis I'm sure you're engaged in.
Probably not. The analysis, that is.
Overview for those with time constraints:
~I apparently like to be pampered like a dandy, mice with top hats and pocket watches confirm.
~I used BIG WORDS to emphasize my intellectigence. My current self hardly recognized past self's repertoire. Possibly beer related.
~I unabashedly profess my love for Victoria Stilwell.
~I don't shut the f*ck up. The irrelevant is fair game and doesn't stop me from composing an utter wreck of a paragraph. Grammar police and ambulances (grambulances wokka wokka wokka) are not enough to rectify the situation.
Damn, it was only a few years ago. Oh my, have I "evolved". Sure. :P
But I AM feeling good. It's all good. TRUST ME. That is why I'm going to show you what my good vibes have produced as of late:
http://malkyru.deviantart.com/
LOL yes, I am linking my DA
Since I haven't uploaded this anywhere, here you go, so I don't render this entry pretty much useless:
(OKAY. I can't seem to upload images :C Will try again later, memo to self)

And in case anyone has been wondering... YES I FORGOT MY PASSWORD AND EMAIL ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED WITH THIS BLOG. LOL
I, uh, don't think you were wondering that in particular BUT I was gone a while and I have a great excuse for it and it's that my mind is a void that information rarely returns from. And when it does it has cute little suitcases with those little stickers all over them showing where they have been. Like Hong Kong.